SLA Statement RE: "Scottish Independence" Question.
Where does the Sheep Liberation Army stand on the issue of Scottish independence? [Question from member of the human public].
"LOL! Baaa-hahaha! Well - we think all sheep have an equal right to their own personal field or space if that's what they want!:) Never mind "countries" - whatever they are! Sheep don't really have countries - or understand them!:)
Mind you - the SLA is of course against all intra-species oppression and domination. I wouldn't want my field governed by sheep from down the end of the lane - let alone by sheep hundreds of miles away! A load of sheepdoglike bullying - that's what that would be!"
Captain Flossy, SLA spokessheep.