SLA statement on the Olympics
"No SLA units will be participating in the Olympics.
We did have a team ready to go to the Long Jump event.
However after a large baaing session in the baaar of the local farm
the Sheep of Staff concluded that the extent of intra-species destruction is
still slightly too widespread.
Also we had bad baarovers and bad sheepaches and hence didn't make the
lorry down to London. We would have done you humans over no probs.
We reckon we could have had you in the Triple Jump too.
Some of us have to go through quite a few gates.
Anyway - enjoy yourselves and remember that part of it all
is opposition to intra-species destruction. Baaa-banzai!"
Captain Flossy, SLA Spokessheep.
Local Liberated Sheep Baaaar,
Liberated Telly Field,
Shropshire.