Important Sheep Liberation Army Statement to All Sheep of the Wurld
"There will now follow a quite very important statement by Captain Flossy - cheef spokessheep of the Sheep Liberation Army.
It has come to the attenshun of SLA Intelligence that the chief human personage giving orders to the MAFF - "Ministry for Agriculture Food and Fisheries" - and their dastardly minions - (which unfortunately included the British Aaarmy - whom a lot of SLA sheople rather quite like truth be told)- was one P.M. Toknee Baaar (sic).
We think this is the human's name anyway.
The SLA - on behalf of all sheep - hereby accuse PM Toknee Baaar of serious crimes against sheep (and other species) committed during the so-called Foot and Mouth Crisis.
In the period of about 10 months the "government" (What the shag is that?) slaughtered about 6 million non-human animals. Makes my wool stand on end!
We will attempt to arrest Tony Baaar if we can, and have him arraigned before The Supreme Court of Sheep Rights at "The Hedge" in Farmer Barleymow's Farm.
All SLA units have been told to be on the look out for Tony Baaar and to attempt to arrest him if possible. They are on full alert and have been urged not to be sheepish (a term we obviously have problems with as an organisation).
If they cannot arrest Baaar, they are under strict orders to piss on him - to use a crude if necessary term. But not if he is on fire. As this would create unnecessary and inappropriate risk to SLA personnel.
BAAAAH BAAAANZAI!!!!!!!!!"
Captain Flossy, Chief Spokessheep, Sheep Liberation Army.
Given from SLA HQ, Secret Location, (Farmer Barleymow's Farm).
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ADDENDUM (Peace feeler to humans).
There is a great deal of support for the SLA's campaign among the human community (whatever the shag that is).
Captain Flossy, SLA.
Posted by Captain Flossy
Friday, 27 July 2012
It has come to the attenshun of SLA Intelligence that the chief human personage giving orders to the MAFF - "Ministry for Agriculture Food and Fisheries" - and their dastardly minions - (which unfortunately included the British Aaarmy - whom a lot of SLA sheople rather quite like truth be told)- was one P.M. Toknee Baaar (sic).
We think this is the human's name anyway.
PM "Toknee Baaar" [?].
The SLA - on behalf of all sheep - hereby accuse PM Toknee Baaar of serious crimes against sheep (and other species) committed during the so-called Foot and Mouth Crisis.
In the period of about 10 months the "government" (What the shag is that?) slaughtered about 6 million non-human animals. Makes my wool stand on end!
We will attempt to arrest Tony Baaar if we can, and have him arraigned before The Supreme Court of Sheep Rights at "The Hedge" in Farmer Barleymow's Farm.
All SLA units have been told to be on the look out for Tony Baaar and to attempt to arrest him if possible. They are on full alert and have been urged not to be sheepish (a term we obviously have problems with as an organisation).
If they cannot arrest Baaar, they are under strict orders to piss on him - to use a crude if necessary term. But not if he is on fire. As this would create unnecessary and inappropriate risk to SLA personnel.
BAAAAH BAAAANZAI!!!!!!!!!"
Captain Flossy, Chief Spokessheep, Sheep Liberation Army.
Given from SLA HQ, Secret Location, (Farmer Barleymow's Farm).
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ADDENDUM (Peace feeler to humans).
There is a great deal of support for the SLA's campaign among the human community (whatever the shag that is).
Captain Flossy, SLA.
Posted by Captain Flossy
Friday, 27 July 2012