About Me.
Hi there. Baaah! I am Captain Flossy. I will tell you a little about me.
My major aim in life is fighting intra-species destruction and mass inter-species destruction and preferably non-lethally ambushing human government farm inspectors - mainly in the UK.
I am Officer Commanding of the Second Battalion of Flock C, SHEEP LIBERATION ARMY
and Current Chief of Staff and Chief Spokessheep of the SHEEP LIBERATION ARMY.
I am proud to be a sheep and proud to represent and serve my species with the recently formed and now burgeoning S.L.A.
[By the way - INTRA = within; and INTER = between - in the important human language called Latin].
I have successfully repulsed MAFF inspectors from 23 fields (Current tally).
I sadly had a bad back during the defence against the Gurkhas but I know some of the SLA Welsh Commandos involved and even went and grazed some grass with them! Amazing, eh?
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Baaaaaahhhhh!!!!!