"Word has come through to the SLA Chiefs of Staff that some sheep from the other side of the great water who are members of the Merino Corps have had the idea of making a Sheep Liberation Army movie.
"Lamburger Hill" will graphically depict the dogged (no offence to dogs) defence by an elite SLA unit of a hill in north Kent that was full of queasy sheep during the 1st Foot and Mouth Campaign.
The SLA is very complimented by this attention to its struggle against intra-species destruction.
That is all that the SLA can say on the subject at the present time.
Baaah! Banzaaaai!"
Captain Flossy, SLA.