Introducing George Baahwell - the SLA's foremost righter and intellectual!

"George Baahwell (real name Eric Sheep) attended the very well-grassed Eaten Sheep Pen (though he woud rather sheople didn't baaah too much about that, thank you very much - as it doesn't fit in with his "Hard Lamb" image as an ordinary "Sheep of the Flock").
He hails from a field in Suffolk.
His droppings include "Homage to Sheepalonia" and "Human Farm". After an original period as a self-described "Tory Anarchist" he became a fervent convert to the cause of the SLA and joined up.
He became so dedicated that he even volunteered for the battle of Lamburger Hill.
He is the most prominent baaaher and righter in the SLA.
He chose George as his baaahing name since his berth name, Eric, sounded very silly.
He will be joining me, Captain Flossy, on the team here at the SLA spokesheep field.
Welcome abaahd, George - chin up! Baaaahnzai!!!!"

Captain Flossy, Cheef SLA Spokessheep, SLA.