"Baaaa!!! Brrrrrr!!! It's been shagging well cold recently.
The SLA notes with some annoyance that the human war on the Skyworld by chucking out too much tractor smoke and stuff like that - has led to a complete change in whether conditions.
The snow and freezing cold - even in the Shagseason of April recently - has caused the deaths of many, many civilian sheep. Even some old SLA warriors have been reported to have keeled over and hence perished.
In a spirit of magnanimity, the SLA will at present resist the temptation to headbutt and piss on people like Michael Fish from the telly. Neither will we do anything worse. However, be assured we aren't happy sheep about this issue. I am off to look for a decent patch of grass. Baaaaaahnzai!!!!"
Captain Flossy, Chief Scientific Spokessheep, SLA.
The SLA notes with some annoyance that the human war on the Skyworld by chucking out too much tractor smoke and stuff like that - has led to a complete change in whether conditions.
The snow and freezing cold - even in the Shagseason of April recently - has caused the deaths of many, many civilian sheep. Even some old SLA warriors have been reported to have keeled over and hence perished.
In a spirit of magnanimity, the SLA will at present resist the temptation to headbutt and piss on people like Michael Fish from the telly. Neither will we do anything worse. However, be assured we aren't happy sheep about this issue. I am off to look for a decent patch of grass. Baaaaaahnzai!!!!"
Captain Flossy, Chief Scientific Spokessheep, SLA.