After a long silence the SLA spokesheep Captain Flossy has given a statement to humans who liaise with the SLA.
[Captain Flossy wishes it to be known that none of these humans at all are Sheepsexuals.]
"The SLA has had a nice long summer break and is taking it easy.
We will make a brief statement to extend cordial greetings to the Skyworld, the Grassworld, Humans, Other Species and the Global Sheep Community.
We feel our struggle to root out Intra-Species Destruction to be well on the way to a resolution.
We have had very progressive and helpful negotiations with representatives from the Red Harvester Ant community. With the humans its been a little bit more complex.
The comments of George Baahwell are - paradoxically - aimed at eventually enhancing relations with the human community.
George is an eccentric sheep - often leaves the conventional pastures so to speek - and yet we have confidence in his good will and baaahing abilities. We like free thort and baaaahing here at the SLA.
Anyway - at this point we as sheep would like to stress that NO human is intrinsically our enemy - not even MAFF inspectors. Though for some of our members the outreach to the MAFF in particular is hard grass to swallow, given the difficult history.
But we are committed to overcoming our problems with the MAFF and MAFF veterans.
Things have been made easier for us by the emergence of a new human being emblem which has made it easier for us sheep to understand you lot.
We like this T-shirt shown below which we have seen some of you lot wearing. For which thanks - we now understand you a lot better!
Anyway, I will leave it at that as I must return to pastures new!
Don't worry the commitment of the SLA to ending intra-species destruction is unflinching and extremely easy really - you just don't do it! Our pastures will come!
Baaaahhnzai!!!"
Captain Flossy,
SLA O.C. 2nd Batt, Flock C,
Chief of SLA Spokessheep Team.
Sunning himself in an extremely hot field in Norfolk, Command Baaahing Post.
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Recently, I have done some research - along with Corporal George "Just another one of the lads" Baahwell - to find out if you humans have a decent tune to identify yourselves with - to accompany the T-shirt shown above.
This is for SLA intelligence reasons and to boost morale. We here at the SLA like a good BAAAAH!!! - and a decent bar as well I should add - Bahahaha!
I was jolly happy to eventually find this tune and have been playing it to all SLA acitivists of whatever shade of opinion or wool - to give them an idea of the type of tune that humans seem to like.
It is called the Interntionale. I think the lyrics are very good really!
This helps us a great deal here at the SLA. We repeat that humans are not our enemy! Baaaaaanzai!"
Captain Flossy,
S.L.A.
[Captain Flossy wishes it to be known that none of these humans at all are Sheepsexuals.]
"The SLA has had a nice long summer break and is taking it easy.
We will make a brief statement to extend cordial greetings to the Skyworld, the Grassworld, Humans, Other Species and the Global Sheep Community.
We feel our struggle to root out Intra-Species Destruction to be well on the way to a resolution.
We have had very progressive and helpful negotiations with representatives from the Red Harvester Ant community. With the humans its been a little bit more complex.
The comments of George Baahwell are - paradoxically - aimed at eventually enhancing relations with the human community.
George is an eccentric sheep - often leaves the conventional pastures so to speek - and yet we have confidence in his good will and baaahing abilities. We like free thort and baaaahing here at the SLA.
Anyway - at this point we as sheep would like to stress that NO human is intrinsically our enemy - not even MAFF inspectors. Though for some of our members the outreach to the MAFF in particular is hard grass to swallow, given the difficult history.
But we are committed to overcoming our problems with the MAFF and MAFF veterans.
Things have been made easier for us by the emergence of a new human being emblem which has made it easier for us sheep to understand you lot.
We like this T-shirt shown below which we have seen some of you lot wearing. For which thanks - we now understand you a lot better!
Anyway, I will leave it at that as I must return to pastures new!
Don't worry the commitment of the SLA to ending intra-species destruction is unflinching and extremely easy really - you just don't do it! Our pastures will come!
Baaaahhnzai!!!"
Captain Flossy,
SLA O.C. 2nd Batt, Flock C,
Chief of SLA Spokessheep Team.
Sunning himself in an extremely hot field in Norfolk, Command Baaahing Post.
Recently, I have done some research - along with Corporal George "Just another one of the lads" Baahwell - to find out if you humans have a decent tune to identify yourselves with - to accompany the T-shirt shown above.
This is for SLA intelligence reasons and to boost morale. We here at the SLA like a good BAAAAH!!! - and a decent bar as well I should add - Bahahaha!
I was jolly happy to eventually find this tune and have been playing it to all SLA acitivists of whatever shade of opinion or wool - to give them an idea of the type of tune that humans seem to like.
It is called the Interntionale. I think the lyrics are very good really!
Captain Flossy,
S.L.A.