About this blog.

Note by Citizen Sofa - March 2018.

I put the S.L.A. blog up to explore in a (supposedly) humorous way ideas of PACIFISM and PACIFIST ANARCHISM and ANTI-NATIONALISM and ANTI-MILITARISM and INTERNATIONALISM and HUMANISM; as well as ANIMAL RIGHTS.

It was originally inspired by the Foot and Mouth Crisis. Which I think involved a lot of unnecessary slaughter of animals.

George Orwell - a writer I greatly admire - of course also used the metaphor of animals as humans in "Animal Farm".

Aldous Huxley - another great and very wise writer - wrote that only two species of animal - humans and red harvester ants - are known to engage in intra-species destruction or wars. I think we need to make it so it's just the red harvester ants.

I think we have to allow for a pacifist or pacifistic view in our consideration of the question of WAR and PACIFISM.

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“Pacifism is objectively pro-fascist. This is elementary common sense. If you hamper the war effort of one side, you automatically help out that of the other. Nor is there any real way of remaining outside such a war as the present one. In practice, 'he that is not with me is against me'.”

George Orwell,writing during World War 2.

Whilst this view has to be heard, I think the case for Pacifism needs also to be heard if we are to abolish war, as we must.
I am not entirely sure if pacifism in World War 2 would have been "objectively pro-fascist." It's an interesting question.

"War cannot be humanised, it can only be abolished." Albert Einstein.
"We are against all wars, all wars are against us." Bertholt Brecht.

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I think Peter Singer goes too far in his support for animal rights.

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Like Chomsky, I am not a pure pacifist, but I tend towards pacifism and I am hence pacifistic.
I also think a pacifist and anti-war perspective is absolutely vital.
For what it's worth, the Sheep Liberation Army is probably the only army I would ever join.
What about you?

"Citizen Sofa".

SLA Statement on Proposed Massacre of Badgers by a Human Government

"Keep badgering away at the issue - Human David Attenborough!
There is so obviously no need at all for any culling of Badgers.
It is anti-animal fascism! Long live the Sheep Liberation Army!
Cars also murder our badger comrades in massive numbers!
The SLA extends fraternal greetings to Badgers of every stripe at this stressful time
for the Badger Community.
Badgers are at risk from UTTERLY UNNECESSARY slaughter - as we sheep were on far too large a scale!
Badgers Rule The Roads!!!!"

Captain Flossy, SLA.

















SLA Post-Statement Statement:

Human Brian May is shown above campaigning against unnecessary slaughter!
and also - Human Brian Hawe is shown below campaigning against the
cull of human children that took place in a more desserty part of the world!
We are very glad that is over now. But we repost the picture to emphasise how much we love humans here at the SLA!
We don't discriminate here at the SLA!
God Save The Queen! The best pop group of the 1970s!

Captain Flossy, SLA.



Humans insist to Baaahwell that it's just the Red Harvester Ants.

S.L.A. RESEARCH NEWS.

The S.L.A. has received a communication from human Desmond Morris that insists that it is really just the Red Harvester Ants that do INTRA-SPECIES destruction by their very nature.
And that not even the Red Harvester Ants behave like this.
It is just RHETORIC.

There are other humans of this opinion.

"THE MYTH OF INTRA-SPECIES DESTRUCTION IN THE ENTIRE ANIMAL KINGDOM" is Sergeant Baaaahwell's work in progress.



Seargeant Baaahwell's research continues.

Sergeant Baaaahwell was pleased to find this great written dropping by a Dutch Green Human.

Sensible and senseless talk about animal suffering.

http://www.animalfreedom.org/english/column/pain.html


"Speaking as a sheep I don't feel a lot of suffering," S.L.A. intellectual Sergeant Baaahwell said
in an interview with Cosmobaaaaahlitan Sheep Review (mainly aimed at the Ewe market).

"It's a fucking doddle being a sheep. Don't let on. That's why we were fearless against the MAFF.
Mind you I don't know if I could do it again. Lamburger Hill was an ordeal.
On the other paw, being a sheep can be pleasurable, eh Ewes? But it's not that good is it?" he chortled.

"On this subject many sheep agree that that Peter "Pop" Singer needs a good headbutt up his arse.
I think he does, doesn't he Ewes?" Baaahwell sneered. "After all that's what he baaaahs out of!"








George Baaahwell Speaks! - "Non-Human Animal Rights are Nonsense on Paws!"

George Baaahwell Speaks! - "Non-Human Animal Rights are Nonsense on Paws!"

The SLA righter and intellectual (with no telly) George Baaahwell - begins a weekly pulp review where he puts the grass to rights.
This week he considers the human filosofa Peter Singer who sits on a chair of Filosofi "down under" as humans say.
I think that means somewhere in the south of the Grassworld on the edge of a great water.
Anyway - *artickle coming soon*.

Be tickled! :)

SLA Statement by George Baaaahwell on Peter "Pop" Singer - human baaher and righter

SLA Statement by George Baaaahwell on Peter "Pop" Singer
 - human baaaher and righter... to follow.....

*STATEMENT BY GEORGE BAAAHWELL ON PETER "POP" SINGER TO FOLLOW*

"Even tho there is a Supreme Court of Sheep Rights at Farmer Barleymow's Farm - where they hope to try Tony Baah some day - it has always been SLA belief that there is no such thing in any meaningful way as Non-Human Animal Rights.
It is typical of the lack of intellectual ability in humans that they would entertain such stuff and nonsence.

Whilst human rights are very sound and sensible in concept and reality, Animal Rights are PURE BULLSHIT. Utterly unworkable and meaningless nonsense - start to finish. 
Peter Singer's ideas are dangerous nonsense.

Talking of Stuff and Nonsense - the stuffed Jeremy Bentham called the general of idea of human rights or Natural Rights - nonsense on stilts. In other words he thort it a bit silly.
I don't think it is silly at all. I think human rights are a bloody good idea.
Simple as that!
Baaaaah Baaaaaanzai!!!!"

Sergeant George Baahwell,

SLA, Lincoln Regiment - "Just Another One of the Lambs" Brigade - and ALSO (but don't go on about it please) -
SLA, Intelligence Corps.



War is always a choice for everyone involved!

Happy Baaaahmas and Cristmas from the SLA!!!

War is always a choice for everyone involved!

War is over if you want it!!!!

Captain Flossy, SLA.