Introducing Captain Flossy
Introduction
Officer Commanding, Second Battalion, Flock C, SHEEP LIBERATION ARMY.
Current Chief of Staff and Chief Spokessheep of the SHEEP LIBERATION ARMY.
Proud to be a sheep and proud to represent and serve my species with the recently formed and now burgeoning SLA.
[By the way - INTRA = within and INTER = between -in the important Human Language called Latin]
Bragging rights
Successfully repulsed MAFF inspectors from 23 fields (Current tally). Sadly had a bad back during the defence against the Gurkhas but I know some of the SLA Mountain Commandos involved and even went and grazed some grass with them! Amazing, eh?
Occupation
Fighting Intra-Species Destruction and Mass Inter-Species Destruction and Preferably Non-Lethally Ambushing Human Government Farm Inspectors - mainly in the UK.
Employment
· SLA
Commander and Spokessheep, 2001 - present
· Farmer Barleymow
Sheep, 1997 - 2001
Education
· Mostly Fields
present
·
Sgt. Milky's Sheeppoint Academy, Sheephurst, England.
Intelligence, 2010 - 2011
Places lived
Planet Earth
Home Fone
Baaaah!!!!!, Baaaaaaaaaaa-a-aH!
Work Fone
Baaaahhh!!